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Let Your Beers Do the Talking

This tale, like many bro-nominal tales involving alcohol, starts with a cigarette.
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Condescending Article Disrespects Casual Users

Where do you draw the line between sounding like you’re trying to enlighten your fellow peers and calling them out, ridiculing them and sounding like a total jerk?
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Hate Speech Creates an Unsafe Environment in IV

On Sunday evening two students were harassed while walking to get coffee in I.V.
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Avoiding the Dangers of Sexual Dehydration

A couple of weeks ago, I woke up curled comfortably next to one of my best friends. He jolted up, looked at me, and then with a disappointed look on his face, muttered, “Shit, I thought I got laid f...
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Begakis Ignores the Issues in Immigration Bill Column

Steven Begakis’s column about the Arizona immigration bill is a joke, proposing no solution to the immigration issue and instead playing the blame-Obama-and-the-Left-game once again.
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Arizona Acted Where U.S. Government Failed

Illegal immigration is a crisis that threatens the very sovereignty of our nation. While the United States is a nation of immigrants, it is also a nation of laws, governed by a constitution that gives...
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New Legislation Blatantly Mandates Racism

Last week marked the passage of State Congressman Russell Pearce’s SB 1070, a bill legalizing the arrest of a person in Arizona if there is “reasonable suspicion” that the person is an illegal a...
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Applicants Line Up to be Igor’s Squeeze

I actually like dating. Sure, sometimes it seems like a glorified interview, but there can be moments of real pleasure when getting to know someone new. It was while I was filling out a job applicatio...
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Student in Search of Authentic Irish Life

Ah yes, the Land of Eire, the Big Green, The Land of Rain and Bog.
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Santa Barbara Lifestyle Trumps Any Narcotic

Where do you draw the line between ordinary la joie de vivire lunacy and pure unadulterated goat-fucking stupidity? Probably somewhere around life-threatening substance abuse.
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Conservative Columnist Puts Unfair Blame on Regulation

Picking this article (“Liberal Reformers Refuse to Regulate Culprit of Crisis,” April 27, 2010) apart in detail would be a heinous and ultimately pointless waste of time, but really? You have a se...
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Going Dutch Proves Clutch for Thrifty Dater

For the last month or so, I was somewhat into a particular girl. I took her on a couple dates which I thought went well, but a few days ago she said she was “not romantically connecting with me.”...
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Arizona Immigration Law is Racist and Wrong

Ross Miletich is a second-year political science and Middle Eastern studies double major.
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Gypsy Article Causes Unintended Anguish

Drea Tran is a third-year global studies and history double major currently studying abroad in Lyon, France.
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CHO Provides Sublease Simplicity

Maya Salmon is a program coordinator at the UCSB Community Housing Office.
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