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PIRATE FINDS EYE, SEES OWN FUTURE

April 1, 2010 by

In a startling turn of fate, Isla Vista's famed Pirate discovered a hidden treasure map inscribed on his harmonica and, following its clues, found his missing eye.
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SMALL BIRDS VICIOUSLY MURDER THEIR PROTECTOR!

April 1, 2010 by

A flock of snowy plovers -- an endangered species of bird native to the Santa Barbara coastline -- is believed to be responsible for the death of one of the docents sworn to protect them.
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BERKELEY REJECT CAN’T TAKE A HINT

April 1, 2010 by

UCSB freshman Haywood Jablomi announced Thursday that he deserved to get into Berkeley and will attempt to transfer next year.
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SUPERVISOR SEAMONSTER TO PREVENT FLOATOPIA?

April 1, 2010 by

Floatopia may be shut down due to rumors of a "sea monster" roaming local waters.
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FACULTY RETREAT GONE WILD!!!!!

April 1, 2010 by

Professors shocked and shamed the campus community this week as news emerged that a UCSB Faculty Legislature retreat ended in massive property damages and a stunning display of academic binge drinking...
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Cops Clip Chops for Kids

March 31, 2010 by

Mustachioed officers from the Santa Barbara Police Dept. flaunted their facial hair in front of a panel of judges at Chino's Tacos on State Street Monday night.
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Cycle Routes Reap Reward

March 31, 2010 by

UC Santa Barbara's crisscrossing bike paths have earned the campus a Bicycle Friendly Business Gold Award from the League of American Bicyclists.
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UC Acts To Ease Racial Tension

March 31, 2010 by

A UC Berkeley faculty member has been chosen by UC administrators to help resolve recent incidents of intolerance on the UCSD campus.
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Author Researches Pill’s History

March 31, 2010 by

UCSB history associate professor Gabriela Soto Laveaga recently released a book examining the origins of the oral contraceptive pill.
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Campus Assesses Seismic Hazards

March 30, 2010 by

A number of UCSB buildings are at risk of collapse or severe damage should an earthquake occur, according to a recent study.
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Only in I.V.

March 30, 2010 by

A Web site dedicated to comedic photographs of life in Isla Vista has become an overnight hit with the Gaucho community.
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Donation To Aid SB Students

March 30, 2010 by

UCSB's Financial Aid Office has received $750,000 in memory of alumnus Kevin Christensen.
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Locals Debate Otter Surge

March 30, 2010 by

A recent influx of California sea otters off the coast of Santa Barbara has raised questions about what impact the migrating animals will have on local marine ecosystems.
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Board Allots Money to Various UCSB Groups

March 30, 2010 by

The Associated Students Finance Board doled out $36,074 to 11 student organizations at last night's three-and-a-half hour meeting.
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SB Prepares Cleanup, Safety at Beach Revelry

March 29, 2010 by

Floatopia -- Isla Vista's infamous beer-soaked beach party -- is due to take place on April 10 after high tide warnings prompted event planners to push back the date from April 3.
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