Junior pitcher Loren Thornburg and the UCSB softball team lost a double-header at Stanford on Tuesday. The Cardinal swept 7-2 and 8-3 wins over Santa Barbara. The Gauchos battle St. Mary's today in Mo...
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The Powers That Be have taken steps to smite this year's A.S. campaign. Last week humidity melted the tempera paint until all the candidate names were identical blurs. On Monday, 30 mph gales transf...
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Some have doubted my ability to execute the duties of President, as I am a non-corporal entity. I touch nothing but myself, and my rantings in this ever-shrinking box are unfocused, self obsessed, and...
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The victim told police she was running between the stables and Devereaux at about 3:45 p.m. when a man walked out from bushes on the side of the roadway and blocked her path.
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Members of the a cappella group Naked Voices end their performance at the opening of the Women's Center Art Gallery on Thursday night.
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Members of Men Against Rape and the Women's Center stand in front of the Women's Center sign.
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The planners for the Santa Barbara Municipal Airport want to add safety strips to their runways, a move backed by the FAA which would require shifting the strip 800-feet west of its current position a...
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People make a fuss over what professor teaches which class, never realizing what makes one lecture okay and another torture: the chairs.
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Senior history major and Gauchoholic Lee Gientke gets dunked as a part of A.S. President Brian Hampton's kick-off for a website that would allow students to evaluate and look at other student's evalua...
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I bet she plays a mean guitar. Theatre UCSB presents "Passage/Spring Dances 2002" tonight at Hatlen Theatre. Director Stephanie Nugent says the show "offers a diverse array of aesthetics, perspectives...
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The weatherpet is suffering a midlife crisis. At three he is past his youth and has been reminded of his advancing age by a hernia and kidney stones.
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Senior business economics major Jourdan Konier reads the names of Holocaust victims in front of the UCen during a 24-hour vigil held from noon Monday to noon Tuesday. The reading was one of many acti...
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The mascot for Monstor.com waves at passersby. The monster was part of the Counseling and Career Services Summer Job Workshop on Monday afternoon in front of the CC&S building. Monstor.com, a job sea...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
