The Armchair QB

February 4, 2010

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By The Armchair QB

National letter of intent day for football was yesterday! While UCSB doesn’t have a team, we Gauchos could still follow which recruits abandoned football to do more drinking on the beach. They were the smart ones.

January 21, 2010

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‘Sheed was just fined $35,000 for saying the refs’ calls were “bogus.” This fits in the NBA’s storied history of fining players excessive amounts for calling cheerleaders “bodacious&#8...

November 19, 2009

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By The Armchair QB

Fuckin' Frogs. Thierry Henry's double-hand ball cost Ireland the World Cup. Looks like he got some tips from Diego Maradona.

November 5, 2009

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By The Armchair QB

Wait, didn't one of the sports editors for this newspaper call the Yankees in six? Pure genius.

October 15, 2009

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There's really no sports news today. So... how 'bout that NASCAR? Just kidding. Fuck that.

October 8, 2009

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The playoffs may have just started, but I'm already sick of'em. The Dodgers and the Yankees won? Fuck that, I'll tune back in when they both inevitably choke. Give it a week.

October 1, 2009

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Nike has re-sponsored the dog-torturing douchetool known as Mike Vick. I guess when confronted with the prospect of selling their souls to make a couple bucks, Nike's motto really is "Just do it." Jackasses.

May 27, 2009

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By The Armchair QB

Armchair QB Too bad LeBron... it looks as though your buzzer beating antics were all for naught. Shame on ESPN for all that unnecessary coverage of "the shot." Oh well, at least Mo Williams didn't guaransheed a Game Four...

April 15, 2008