Armchair QB

February 4, 2010 by

National letter of intent day for football was yesterday! While UCSB doesn’t have a team, we Gauchos could still follow which recruits abandoned football to do more drinking on the beach. They w...
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Armchair QB

January 21, 2010 by

‘Sheed was just fined $35,000 for saying the refs’ calls were “bogus.” This fits in the NBA’s storied history of fining players excessive amounts for calling cheerleaders...
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Armchair QB

November 19, 2009 by

Fuckin' Frogs. Thierry Henry's double-hand ball cost Ireland the World Cup. Looks like he got some tips from Diego Maradona.
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Armchair QB

November 5, 2009 by

Wait, didn't one of the sports editors for this newspaper call the Yankees in six? Pure genius.
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Armchair QB

October 15, 2009 by

There's really no sports news today. So... how 'bout that NASCAR? Just kidding. Fuck that.
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Armchair QB

October 8, 2009 by

The playoffs may have just started, but I'm already sick of'em. The Dodgers and the Yankees won? Fuck that, I'll tune back in when they both inevitably choke. Give it a week.
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Armchair QB

October 1, 2009 by

Nike has re-sponsored the dog-torturing douchetool known as Mike Vick. I guess when confronted with the prospect of selling their souls to make a couple bucks, Nike's motto really is "Just do it." Jac...
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Armchair QB

May 27, 2009 by

Armchair QB Too bad LeBron... it looks as though your buzzer beating antics were all for naught. Shame on ESPN for all that unnecessary coverage of "the shot." Oh well, at least Mo Williams didn't gua...
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Farewell, Warriors!

April 15, 2008 by

It’s officially over, Warriors fans. As much as the QB loves Baron, he’s glad order is restored in Cali basketball. Have fun watching the Lakers.
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