Armchair QB: Heat not so hot?

October 28, 2010 by

Here’s what’s going to happen with the Heat’s season:
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Armchair QB

October 22, 2010 by

AQB usually takes Fridays off because he loves to party, but he felt the need to give a big “What the fuck?” to the union of Maria Sharapova and Sasha Vujacic. Sasha Vujacic? What’s with the mos...
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Dear Wayne Rooney,

October 21, 2010 by

So Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is sick of his team and wants to leave. AQB says: “Yeah, I wasn’t satisfied with my fine-ass wife and bazillion-dollar salary last year either.”
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Armchair QB

October 19, 2010 by

This edition of AQB is not that timely, but does Blake Griffin remind anybody else of the albino assassin in the Da Vinci Code? AQB thinks that Griffin’s scarier. There’s never been a better time ...
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Armchair QB

October 14, 2010 by

Another sports agent bribing college athletes? Shit. And all this time AQB thought agents had spurned their reputations and become humanity’s finest examples of community and morality.
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UCSB Kicks Off Season With Tourney

October 10, 2010 by

UCSB women’s tennis opened its 2010-11 season this weekend, hosting the inaugural UCSB Classic. The tournament featured players from UCSB, Pepperdine, Arizona, BYU, Cal Poly, Denver University and E...
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Dearest Gaucho Newbies:

August 25, 2010 by

Allow me this space to quell some rumors and instill in each of you a sense of confidence about this year’s coverage of your favorite athletic events.
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