Elise Ramacciotti

February 8, 2022

Social Justice Win! UCSB Implements Ball, Boob Holders in All Dorm Showers

By Elise Ramacciotti

Justice at last! In an effort to save face after his now infamous pay raise, Chancellor Yang agrees to install adjustable boob and ball holders in every UCSB dorm shower.  “I just can’t hold my boobs as I shampoo my...