Loren Willams

February 10, 2004

Damn Skippy: True Evil Wears Liver Spots

By Loren Willams

With all the fuss about terrorism, our leaders are ignoring the fact that there is a growing population of enemies within our own country. Demons so menacing that they may bring our country to its very knees. No, not lib...

February 3, 2004

Damn Skippy: Oh, Those Sneaky Opinions

By Loren Willams

Getting to the point, what I'd like to accomplish with this column is to spread disrespect. It's not a nice thing to do, but healthy nonetheless. Respect for the opinion of many pundits, especially Michael Savage, will l...

January 20, 2004

Damn Skippy: Animated Misinformation

By Loren Willams

Did you ever watch "Captain Planet" in your childhood? I did and was enough of a sucker to like it. Though I enjoyed it, and despite its excellent intentions, I have to say that "Captain Planet" damaged the environmenta...

November 25, 2002

Why Worry About G.E.’s When No One Here Can Read or Write?

By Loren Willams

Recent opinion articles in the Nexus have convinced me that UCSB's general education requirements need to change. Though I'd be happy to see the non-Western culture requirement go, that's not what I'm talking about.