October 22, 2026 DLG set to receive mystery meat from frat hazing ritual By Jessie Joint While UC Santa Barbara students dining in the hallowed halls of De La Guerra Dining Commons may be familiar with the entertaining nature of the fraternity hazing process — which often includes table-top speeches from p...
April 23, 2026 Gay off that J: “I get so gay off that sativa” By Jessie Joint As the annual celebration of 4/20 in UC Santa Barbara rears its smoky head once again, it will come with the inevitable uptick in reports of fuzzy romantic feelings of the homosexual variety.
February 12, 2026 Frat Looksmaxxer mistakes peptides for HRT By Jessie Joint Each new year brings with it new health and fitness trends that begin to dominate every frat house, football field and Friday function. Whether it’s downing Joe Rogan brand protein powder or shoving chicken into every ...
