UCSB wins March Yakness, gains nationwide recognition

April 9, 2026 by

In a development that has changed the lives of the chronically online and proved as yet another loss for the productive, UC Santa Barbara gained global notoriety and prestige after emerging victorious...
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Student gets B+ on midterm, immediately confesses to cheating on girlfriend

February 26, 2026 by

In an incident that has left life science students shaken to their core and the rest of the student body virtually unsurprised, a student interrupted an EEMB 2 lecture on Monday to make an unexpected,...
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Shocking: Professor says “67,” campus in hysteric

November 13, 2025 by

In an event that has experts desperately searching for solutions and the employed scratching their heads, approximately 1,000 students at UC Santa Barbara are in an irreversible state of hysteria afte...
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