April 9, 2026 UCSB wins March Yakness, gains nationwide recognition By Ivanna Doomscroll In a development that has changed the lives of the chronically online and proved as yet another loss for the productive, UC Santa Barbara gained global notoriety and prestige after emerging victorious in the 2026 March Y...
February 26, 2026 Student gets B+ on midterm, immediately confesses to cheating on girlfriend By Ivanna Doomscroll In an incident that has left life science students shaken to their core and the rest of the student body virtually unsurprised, a student interrupted an EEMB 2 lecture on Monday to make an unexpected, jarring confession.
