Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow

May 16, 2024

Resourceful Gaucho offering colonoscopies from DP apartment

By Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow

Move aside, student barbers: Third-year communication major Steve Balboa has taken entrepreneurship to the next level by offering colonoscopies from his oceanside apartment on the 66 Block of Del Playa Drive. Much like h...

May 2, 2024

AS Senate Overthrown, Martial Law Declared

By Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow

The Associated Students Senate elections closed with a bang last Friday, and not in the way you’d expect. A paramilitary group, armed with nunchucks and BuzzBallz, stormed Corwin Pavilion during a meeting of the Senate...

April 18, 2024

Groundbreaking Gauchos: UCSB student becomes first frat guy nationwide to discover clitoris

By Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow

History was made in Isla Vista last Saturday, when a member of Sigla Tau Delta’s UCSB chapter found the clitoris. Aidan Thibodeau, a second-year economics major from San Diego County, discovered it at Deltopia, during ...