It hit me harder than the violently bright sunrise waking me up as I was sprawled out on top of my roof: I've hit rock bottom. Waking up every day with a hangover has taken such a toll on my wallet th...
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Cases of Andre have been flying off the shelves for a Gaucho pennant celebration since Saturday night, when the UCSB women's basketball team ran over UC Riverside to lock up its 12th Big West conferen...
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With last week's loss to second-place UC Davis, the UCSB women's basketball had their undefeated run in the Big West snapped. With three games left in the season, the Gauchos (18-7, 12-1 in the Big We...
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Despite the gloomy weather, the UCSB club men's lacrosse team brought the heat this weekend with a pair of wins over ranked opponents in Santa Barbara. The #3 Gauchos (6-1 overall, 2-0 in Western Coll...
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It's been three months now, and the UCSB women's basketball team still can't be touched. With their win streak now hitting 14 games, the Gauchos have eliminated every Big West competitor and are now m...
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With the Big West Championships looming, the UCSB women's basketball team couldn't be carrying much more momentum. A string of wins 13-long that stretches all the way back to 2007 has the Gauchos on t...
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With its best start to the conference season since 2001, the UCSB women's basketball team will get a break from terrorizing the Big West tonight to finish its nonconference season.
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The UCSB women's basketball team continued its domination of the rest of the Big West this weekend with a 77-69 road victory over UC Irvine (6-18 overall, 2-6 in the Big West). The Gauchos (15-6 overa...
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I may have been blind drunk, but I still managed to watch the Super Bowl. Trust me, it wasn't for lack of trying. After realizing that every household in I.V. would have the game blasting, I felt doom...
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Sometimes even good teams struggle, but the UCSB women's basketball team proved it will not have any of that with last night's 73-61 blowout against conference rival UC Riverside. The Gauchos (13-6, 8...
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The UCSB women's basketball team has had a perfect season thus far, but tonight that record will be put to the test against a team that has been perfect against Santa Barbara.
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Sorry to blaspheme, folks. I know I'll probably be labeled a terrorist for this, but I'm sticking by my convictions.
I refuse to watch the Super Bowl this year. Yeah, you heard me.
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At the halfway mark of the Big West season, the UCSB women's basketball still hasn't been touched. With a 71-58 blowout at Pacific on Saturday, the Gauchos (12-6, 7-0 Big West) extended their win stre...
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Just over two decades ago, the UCSB women's basketball program opened the page on a new era with the hiring of Head Coach Mark French.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
