IM Basketball Edition

March 9, 2009 by and

Move over '72 Miami Dolphins, The Rimjobs are the new measure of perfection. After blowing their way through Sunday night's excuse for a B-League, The Rimmies are ready to physically and orally decima...
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Highlanders Head to UCSB

March 5, 2009 by

After clinching a berth into the Big West tournament with a win over UC Davis last Saturday, the UCSB men's basketball team is now looking to climb atop the conference fray and sneak their way into gr...
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Into the Desert

March 5, 2009 by

The U.S. as a whole, and California specifically, is so culturally blended that finding a singular identity for us is nigh impossible. However, as Sergio Leone's spaghetti westerns and the ridiculous ...
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Waves Wipe Out Gauchos

March 2, 2009 by

The #13 UCSB men's volleyball team faced #1 Pepperdine Saturday night, and when it was all said and done, the rankings proved true as the Waves (10-1 overall, 9-1 Mountain Pacific Sport Federation) ra...
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#1 Michigan Sneaks Past #12 Gauchos

February 26, 2009 by


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Insatiable Desires

February 26, 2009 by

“Hey, you want to swing by Shayna’s place and pound some brews?” “Uh, fuck yeah?” Dave definitely did not want to go pay a visit to his roommate Jeff’s new girlfrie...
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Road Blocks SB

February 26, 2009 by

The UCSB men's basketball team dropped their last road game of the regular season last night 57-62 to Northridge. The Gauchos (12-14, 5-8 Big West), who have posted a 3-10 road record this season, sho...
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SB Throws Down in OT

February 23, 2009 by

The UCSB men's basketball team, who often had trouble closing out games earlier this season, has now parlayed better conditioning into an impressive four-game winning streak after a thrilling 78-71 ov...
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Gauchos Pulverize Pacific

February 19, 2009 by

It hasn't been a pretty season, not by a long shot, but three weeks to play the UCSB men's basketball is finally putting the pieces together when it is most crucial.
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UCSB Romps on Road

February 18, 2009 by

The UCSB men's club lacrosse team cruised through their first road weekend in style, grinding out a pair of wins against two very tough Washington and Stanford teams. The Gauchos (3-0 overall, 1-0 Sou...
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Devine Topples Cal Poly

February 17, 2009 by

It's been seen time and time again in the sporting world: The quickest way for a struggling team to turn things around is by jumping on the back of a top player who has fully begun refusing to lose. L...
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Embrace the Midnight Munch

February 12, 2009 by

Drinking is ruining my life. No, it’s not the booze that’s to blame. The beer, spirits and bum wines are all treating me very well, actually. It’s the god damned drunk munchies that ...
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UCSB Uses Trojans

February 11, 2009 by

Saturday the UCSB men's club lacrosse team ran conference whipping USC right out of Isla Vista with a 13-6 rout. The Gauchos (1-0 overall, 1-0 Southwestern Lacrosse Conference) scoffed at an early cou...
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NBA All-Star Edition

February 11, 2009 by and

East vs. West: East: Unlike the West, the East has several players ready to show their stuff as first-time selections. Danny Granger, Devin Harris and Mo Williams should all go huge popping their ...
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UCSB Runs Over Irvine

February 9, 2009 by

The UCSB men's basketball team picked up a much-needed 65-56 win over UC Irvine Saturday to build a bit of momentum in their second-to-last road game of the season.
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