April 1, 2010 SMALL BIRDS VICIOUSLY MURDER THEIR PROTECTOR! By Chris P. Nugget A flock of snowy plovers -- an endangered species of bird native to the Santa Barbara coastline -- is believed to be responsible for the death of one of the docents sworn to protect them.
April 1, 2010 FACULTY RETREAT GONE WILD!!!!! By Chris P. Nugget Professors shocked and shamed the campus community this week as news emerged that a UCSB Faculty Legislature retreat ended in massive property damages and a stunning display of academic binge drinking.
