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I Can See Clearly Now

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March 3, 2010 at 3:59 am

So the Weatherhuman realized that there may have been some miscommunication with yesterday’s forecast. I called raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens “gay.” Now, I don’t know about you, but I was raised to believe that “gay” means “merry,” not the derogatory crap that everyone associates with it nowadays. In fact, I think UCSB is pretty darn sexist with their whole “queer” nonsense. I’d rather be a gay homosexual than a queer one. At least then I’m happy and not strange. Also, raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens ARE gay. Their merriment just won’t quell your fear in a thunderstorm quite like a dose of Merry-J. See? Even pot is happy.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: LGBTQ realizes, “Oh, fuck, the Weatherhuman has a point” and becomes just LGBT. So there.

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Daniel
Daniel
16 years ago

Typical
The dailynexus would give homophobes a voice.

queerhuman
queerhuman
16 years ago

pointlessI have a few points of contention with the Weatherhuman’s inhumane, immature, and nonsensical argument against those who were offended by the use of the word "gay" in a previous "forecast". First, this person says "UCSB is pretty darn sexist with their whole ‘queer’ nonsense" Wow. Really? Sexism is discrimination based on gender, or the attitudes, conditions or behaviors that promote stereotyping of social roles based on gender. So the all-inclusive term "queer" would really be the farthest thing from sexism that is available in the english language. Second, this person says "I’d rather be a gay homosexual than a… Read more »

ruizc
ruizc
16 years ago

the weatherhuman is such a stupid fuck

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15 years ago

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