So does anybody else find it amusing that Bristol Palin is going to guest star on a show about teenage mothers? Now, ABC Family’s “Secret Life of the American Teenager” is not the saddest excuse for a television series ever (uh, “Joey,” anyone?) but it’s getting there. And who will the series have the promising young gal play? Herself. Hm. Well, at least kids will know that accidental pregnancies are totally, like, cool and can make you, like, totally famous.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Condom sales plummet. ‘Cause if you really love ‘er, you don’t wear a rubber. Duh.