So breaking news, guys. And by breaking I mean shattering. Also, 23 years old. Apparently, American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by putting one less olive in each salad in first class. I mean, one olive per rich person? Why the hell didn’t they just do that in the first place? Oh right, rich people need their snobby food to maintain their snobbery. We lowly Weatherpeople forget these things.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: In an attempt to grow, AA takes the olive from their passengers’ martinis and shoves it up their asses. No profit margin, but hell, it was fun.