Napping is godly. Sure, in kindergarten it sucked and we hated life because they made us sleep so damn much, but now, we’re glad just to get a few extra minutes. Maybe it’s the booze. Maybe it’s the classes. Maybe it’s just the fact that our bodies are about three times as heavy as they used to be, so they need a little
sit-down every once and awhile. Who knows? All this Weatherhuman knows is that if its neighbors play “La Cucaracha” one more time, shit’s gonna hit the fan.

Tomorrow’s Forecast:
zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz. Just kidding. Maybe next millennium… or a time in the near future when the neighbors turn up dead. One or the other.