Don’t you just hate it when you’re working on a group project, and you really need something from someone right before it’s due; say for instance, you – being an esteemed Nexus night editor – need a story for the Weatherbox right before our beloved Nexus goes to the printers, and the Weatherhuman is not answering its asexual phone. Which leaves you to do the work for the sexless prostitute. Wouldn’t that just chap your ass?

Tomorrow’s Forecast: The Weatherhuman gets fired for going AWOL.