Props to the guys who are now circling I.V. delivering Freebirds to an assorted lot of stoners, drunks, Greeks, stoners, people without bikes and stoners. It’s about damn time. Everybody has probably been waiting for this since their first few days here since I’m pretty sure that the thought process for all freshmen on their first weekend in SB is always the same…

1. Where can I get some action?

2. Wouldn’t it be great if Freebirds delivered?

3. Dammit, my roommate didn’t flush the toilet. Is this a one-time mistake or a disturbing sign of shit to come?