Nicolás Brown-Corrada / Daily Nexus

Ok waitttt my friend gave me a 5 mg edible dude im like actually so high it’s crazy like literally i cant even feel my face dude holy shit. Im totally zoinked dude its like not funny.

Like for real im so high dude i was walking home and literally i tripped on like a crack in the sidewalk because i was so high and i legit almost fell dude like holy shit like i was walking hella slow and everything lmao. 

And like dude when i got home i went like straight to the fridgeeeee y’all already know i had the munchies like thats how high i was i was literally hungry like for some junk food lmaoooo. I was eating like ramen and i DoorDashed Wingstop dude such a stoner move lol i had like two different foods. Like thats way more foods than usual. Because i was so highhhh lol.

Oh dude and then i started watching Euphoria even though i legit already watched that like whatttt was i doing dude and i was lowkey laughing. Like at everything bruh i was so highhh like i was probably waking up my roommates and shit because i was actually giggling dude it was so funny. At a show I already watched too like dude i was actually tweakingggg. Like who even watches tv they already saw like whattt so stoner. 

Wait like have you seen that meme of like Snoop Dogg and hes like smoking hella weed dude thats what I feel like rn. Like lowkey its still hitting its been like seven hours dude my eyes are probably so red rn omg. Noooo dont take a picture dude i probably look so blazed lmaooo like noo. 

Wait send me that send me that pic plsssss actually. No like it needs to go on my spam lmaoo like or my cf or something dude itll be so funny. Omg and im gonna put like pass the dutchie on the story its gonna be so fucking funny dudee bc like its close to 4/20 and eveything. Waittttt no itll be the last slide on my spring quarter post like the funny one at the end lmaooo. No yeah ill tag you ofc.

Dudee im like such a stoner actually lmaooo UCSB is getting to mee. Like i literally got drunk last night and then tonight one day after im high asf lollll wait im so unhinged. Like im like so I.V. core wait this is so perfect. Like you cant take me anywhereee lol.

Actually dude im like soo blazed lowkey i need to sleep lmaooo like im just gonna wrap myself up in my blanket and keep watching tv i think lol. Wait like that was so fun thooo we need to get high again!

Don Juan Tenorio prefers coke.