A.S. Election Senator Questionnaire

Wait dude I’m like so high right now

April 23, 2026 by

Ok waitttt my friend gave me a 5 mg edible dude im like actually so high it’s crazy like literally i cant even feel my face dude holy shit. Im totally zoinked dude its like not funny.
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Heartwarming: Bullied UCSB student drags blow-up sex doll through I.V.

March 5, 2026 by

Avert your eyes: There’s a cuteness overload roaming the streets of Isla Vista!
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Inspired! Frat boy shoves his dirty fingers in my mouth

February 26, 2026 by

Last weekend in Isla Vista was like a movie. And by movie I mean “‘Wuthering Heights’” (2026).
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How to break up with your low-commitment, exclusive, no-labels situationship with benefits

February 12, 2026 by

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and with it often comes the realization that maybe you could be treating yourself better. Taken too many walks of shame recently? Maybe it’s time to ditch that ...
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UCSB Students Start Temperance Movement, Only Drink on Weekends

February 5, 2026 by

Waves are being made today in Isla Vista, California as some of UC Santa Barbara’s most debaucherous delinquents have publicly announced their decision to restrict their alcohol consumption to the w...
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Isla Vista residents react: Del Playa Drive washed into sea

November 20, 2025 by

After a week of heavy rainstorms and high winds around Southern California, very few communities were impacted more than Isla Vista, California. UC Santa Barbara's iconic Del Playa Drive was washed aw...
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Gone Sexual? 5 Strange Things Gavin Newsom Has Texted Me

November 6, 2025 by

With California’s special election approaching, state Democrats have gone on the campaign trail to pass Proposition 50 into law. Chief among these politicians has been California’s governor and fu...
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