UPDATE [5/15/2026, 6:38] This article has been updated to include a statement from UCSB with new information.
Disclaimer, this article contains mentions of sexual violence.
On Saturday night, the UC Santa Barbara Police Department received a report of a rape and strangulation on campus property that occurred at approximately 10:00 p.m.
Nexus file photo
According to a timely warning sent to the UCSB community, the suspect and victim met earlier in the evening at a party in Isla Vista and did not know each other prior. Additionally, no information on the suspect is available at this time.
Since 2022, campus crime rates have been on the rise, including reports of rape, dating violence and stalking. In light of this trend, the Daily Nexus compiled a resource guide for sexual violence survivors.
In an update statement to the Nexus, University Media Relations Manager Kiki Reyes said that federal law and university policy prevent them from discussing specifics of the case.
“UCPD has been in direct contact with the survivor’s family from the early stages of the investigation. The campus has been contacted by an attorney purportedly representing the student and their family, and the campus has responded to the attorney on multiple occasions,” the statement added.
UCSB Police Department is actively investigating this crime and urges anyone who may have information that might assist its investigation to contact UCSB Police Department at 805-893-3446, or report the information anonymously on their website.
The Nexus will continue to report on this topic as more information becomes available.
Prince Dimitri Jewelry
The Coptic Ankh Pendant for Protection
Made entirely of gold–$5000.00.
Much like former UCSB student in anthropology, Gwyneth Paltrow, displayed at the recent Oscars, but with an entirely distinctive
“electrical force”. The one I have mentioned is far more “potent”.
Buy one in its more affordable copper form–it will still do the job of channeling the chakra electricity amidst this ongoing dystopian chaos.
Remember this: I still own BeamMeUpKirk.com, now under an intensive strategic development phase. I shall produce no good wine before its time.
Initially, I shall use word press.
It shall be employed extensively, comprehensively, and most effectively in the coming November, 2028 elections. Stay tuned. I mean that both in an allegorical and literal sense. I’m prepping my forthcoming dialogue already.
In utilizing solely the Google AI mode, I will be focusing on, deep, engaging content rather than broad, competitive topics. In this way, BeamMeUpKirk,com can build a loyal audience that provides sustainable, long-term growth.
For BeamMeUpKirk.com to progress effectively in 2026, the most potent strategy is to build TOPICAL AUTHORITY through specialized content while cultivating a dedicated community, rather than relying solely on high-volume traffic:
Here’s is my structural approach based on a 2026 digital growth strategy: (cont’d).
1) Build Topical Authority (SEO & Content)
CREATE CONTENT CLUSTER: Instead of isolated articles, build “hubs” of content around specific themes (e.g. “The Philosophy of Trek,” “Starfleet Engineering Analyzed”). This helps Google understand your site’s depth in niche subjects.
TARGET LONG-TAIL KEYWORDS: Focus on specific conversational queries that fans are searching for, such as best episodes for studying “character development” rather than broad terms like “Star Trek.”
PRIORITIZE E-E-A-T (Experience, Expertise. Authoritativeness, Trustworthiness): As AI-generated content becomes standard across the world, your personal unique, and deeply knowledgeable voice—your
EXPERIENCE as a fan—is your competitive advantage. (cont’d.).
2.Community and Engagement (The “Niche” Factor)
LEVERAGE NICHE FORUMS:
Actively participate in spaces like r/star trek or dedicated DISCORD servers, Provide value first—discussions on lore, tropes, or fan theories—before sharing links to your site.
For all those die-hard Trekkies out there, let me make this remark—the universe is a “natural CELESTIAL HOLOGRAM”. It encodes and projects “REALITY” from a 2D BRANE onto a 3D REALITY, which includes depth. Time further deepens this dimension. My website BEAMMEUPKIRK.COM will further explore this “NATURAL REALITY”.
Sabrina is tirelessly working to encode this 2DBRANE–focusing her thought processes entirely on solving these physical equations, and cutting herself off from all social media as a result. Wish her well. Beam me up Sabrina!
BEAMMEUPSABRINA.COM–I own it.
VENI–VIDI–VICI !
The European Physical Journal C suggests that the HIGGS BOSON may be sharing its identity with something far stranger: a particle rooted in a hidden fifth dimension of space, one that could explain dark matter!
Its lowest-energy state would blend with the Higgs boson so thoroughly that the two would be nearly indistinguishable in the LARGE HADRON COLLIDER data.
If the proposal is correct, the LHC may already be sitting on evidence of extra-dimensional physics buried in its Higgs measurements!
As a general rule, the site will emphasize the compassion of Capt. Kirk over the inexorable supremacy of AI in the coming decades. This quality alone will ultimately trump the coldness of the computer and will be the ultimate factor in defeating the ever-expanding realms of AI. This shall be the main overriding theme of the forthcoming Google word press app soon following.
Stay tuned to this site in the coming six months!
I am legally able to trademark the logo “Beam Me Up Kirk” on the .com website through the USPTO. This comment serves as notice that I intend to do just that in due course. I’ll shall employ Legal Zoom.
Correction: CBS studios owns the trademark for “Beam Me Up Scotty” and my logo infringes on that particular mark. Therefore, my logo cannot be trademarked. I am, however, free to express my First Amendment rights on BeamMeUpKirk.com, and that’s what I still intend to do at this point. I owned a similar mark much like this situation about ten years ago, GeorgeDubya.com, that I found could not be trademarked. However, a famous impersonator of GeorgeDubya contacted me about purchasing the domain, but I priced it too high and lost the potential sale–true story.
Why this is NOT cybersquatting:
Fair Use and Parody: Parody, fan commentary, and personal blogs, such as I envision here, are generally protected by freedom of speech.
If the the site uses “Kirk” to clearly pivot toward a specific character, such as mine, rather than deceptively capitalizing on the “Scotty” brand, it may be deemed fair use.
No Bad Faith: If the domain is used for a site, personal blog, such as mine,
or a creative project, it likely does not meet the strict legal standard for bad faith.
Are you ok? You appear to be losing it going on long rants about absolutely nothing. Rambling like a psycho. Do you need help?
Nice try Anonymous. Apparently you don’t give a da.. about the First
Amendment. All my comments are copywritten by me. That’s what motivates me, you fool! My words have meaning—apparently you don’t listen well.
Show yourself and don’t hide behind that silly moniker.
Obviously, you know NOTHING about the Higgs’ boson, ignoramus.
And you call this nonsense? What a myopic view you have of this world!
Show yourself and rest assured I’ll sue you for slander.
KimAssassinated.com–I own it along with PutinAssassinated.com.
Remember this: I was born in the Year of the Dragon!
Alas–the Water Dragon!
Water Dragons are characterized as visionary, persevering leaders who are more sensitive to others and less stubborn than other Dragon types. In the Five Elements system, it is especially associated with Chang Lui Shui. I hope Chinatown in downtown San Francisco sees this post. I’ve been to Chinatown many times. My brother is married to a Chinese woman named Laura.
I’m going to install initially a Google word press app on KimAssassinated.com.
You are all aware that the North Korean Constitution now requires a full nuclear response if he is assassinated? It was written into the country’s constitution just last week. My prophetic vision will provide for and insure such an outcome. Stay tuned to this sight in future years. I shall have attained the necessary spiritual discernment at that time.
In re: Projected strategy on KimAssasinated.com:
1)Visualize the vision through “Humanized AI.”
2)Use specialized tools like MIDJOURNEY or DALL-E3.
3)Design your navigation using “floating 3D portals.”
4)Leverage “mood adaptive technology.”
5) Use “generous white space.”
6) Use the interactive tool like “TIMELINE JS.”
7) Use “Kinetic Topography.”
Bottom line is this:
It will cause “the world’s energy focus” on the loci of Kim’s pineal gland,
resulting in massive fatal hemorraging.
The true WWIII is a war of consciousness now rather than just missiles!
Take it from this grizzled environmentalist who has physically and metaphysically passed through the WWII portal quite literally and allegorically.
For all you terribly naive “Swifties” out there, and I know that there many of you there on campus, I support Maren Flagg’s efforts against Taylor Swift. It’s virtually a theatrical version of David v. Goliath unfolding in the forthcoming trial there in California. Flagg filed her trademark first! Swift is an unadulterated leach! The facts will bare me out on this, despite the many millions she’s pouring into in legal fees. Let’s all see who wins this one!
The preliminary injunction is set for the 27th of this month. No trial date has yet been set.
The California Second District Court of Appeal is located at the Ronald Reagan State Building, North Tower, L.A., Ca. 90013.
I serves Los Angeles, Ventura, Santa Barbara, and San Luis Obispo counties. It is the very same court I could theoretically use at a future date.
Christ was born in 7 BCE. We are now in the year 2033.
Uranus was also in Pisces! Mars was just entering Pisces at that time, prompting the Magi from Northwestern Iran to begin their journey!
Pluto was in Taurus, near the “EYE OF THE BULL”, Aldebaran. Pluto has now entered the constellation Aquarius and will remain so for the next thirty years.
One caveat here: These views do not reflect GEOPOLITICAL INTELLIGENCE.
wtf is happening here? It’s time to protest UCSB! All students should be walking out! Rise up people! Enough is enough!
I own iEbola.com!
It is EXTREMELY infectious—even a single virus can result in an infection!
Currently has a 40% death rate. There is NO known vaccine to counteract this virus at the present time. Actually Ebola is comprised of three main viruses, but I won’t burden you with the additional details.
The world is more at risk of a pandemic and less safe from deadly viral outbreaks now than it was before COVID, a major pandemic preparedness report found—the world is not yet meaningfully safer.
12:42PM MST-May 19th, 2026:
2.7 temblor struck 2 miles from Manhattan Beach, Ca.
Approximately 100 internet persons reported feeling the quake.
Multiply that figure by at least 15 to calculate the actual real-time effect.
Z’MAN MATAN TORATEINU
What do you people out there now think of Trump’s $1.8 billion slush fund to pay off the violent Jan. 6th rioters?!
Remember this: I live in Bullhead City, Arizona with Paul Gosar as my Congressman–he has ties to the Proud Boys!
I wonder if the suspect at this point is ever going to be found!
Stay tuned to the Daily Nexus!
As of 5-20-26, the suspect still remains at large.