Don’t be shy! Asking questions is an important part of the academic process — and a great way to assert yourself over your weak-minded peers! However, not all questions are created equal, so here is a comprehensive list of the BEST questions to really wow your professors and stake your claim as an academic weapon.
- “Will this be on the exam?”
The more you ask this question, the better. A surefire way to earn your classmates’ respect.
- Inquire about the marital status of your hot TA
Asserting yourself as a sexually viable option will indicate you are an alpha both inside and outside of the classroom.
- “How many citations do we need?”
Similar to question #1, being a needy fucking piece of shit is a great trick to have up your sleeve! Next quarter, try abandoning common sense or syllabus comprehension and instead demand instant answers. Bonus points for a slight whine.
- “Gay son or thot daughter?”
Stun your professors with this one. A great way to open up the classroom for broader discussion and societal analysis.
- Raise your hand to restate the information your professor just provided
Not a question, but a great strategy. Everyone loves listening to the sound of your voice just as much as you do!
- “Sorry this is a bit off topic but your makeup is STUNNING today queenie”
Lecturing in front of hundreds of Gen Zers can be unnerving, let your cunty professor know they are a part of the flock!
