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19 Best Halloweekend Costumes
November 2, 2014 at 10:16 am
We were looking beyond basic kittens and sexy nerds.
1. Loofa
Because it wouldn’t be Halloween without someone dressed as an essential toiletry.
2. Bees
Bee-utiful.
3. “Dick in a Box” Guy
Christmas CAME early this year.
4. Tinder
Be on the lookout ladies, these boys are single and ready to swipe right.
5. Big Baby
Oh the nostalgia of the good ole’ diaper wearing days.
6. Alan from “The Hangover”
Don’t worry guys, the beard was real. So was the baby.
7. Hermione
I could really use a Butterbeer right about now. Or any beer really.
8. Russell from “UP”
The only things going UP last night were our BAC levels.
9. Pimp Teletubby
Oh look, an actual scary costume.
10. Multiple Regina Georges
Looking at their costumes makes me subconsciously want to go to Taco Bell.
11. Construction Workers
How is Davidson coming along guys?
12. Hazmat Team
At least they remembered to always wear protection?
13. French Maid
Is it just me, or does his leg remind you of THE leg lamp from “A Christmas Story”?
14. Rocky Balboa
No, that is not Santa. I learned the hard way.
15. A Hot Dog
Why make out with a hot dog when you can just dress up like one? Please excuse my second Mean Girls reference.
16. “Dumb & Dumber” and Random Squirrel
Although they can’t bring Petey back, at least they found a new pet.
17. Man Riding an Ostrich
This is the real MVP right here.
18. Baewatch Beauties
Bae-yonce is probably slow clapping as we speak.
19. Zombies
I hope I look that good when I’m dead.
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I feel like only a small fraction of these costumes are actually the “best” from the weekend…I mean, zombies and hotdogs are hardly original or impressive! Maybe you could open up for submissions because I think we all saw some really impressive costumes that’d be more worth sharing!
I have to agree, most of these are not people who committed to their costumes enough to impress.
and FYI- whether it was the writer or costume wearer who clarified the look for #7, they did it wrong. If you are wearing glasses and a scar on your forehead you are definitely not Hermione. Try Harry Potter. You know, the title character?