Month: October 2011

News

Go For a Stroll Down Mammary Lane: Take to the Titties

October 5, 2011 by Opinion Editor

Considering it’s my first time enlightening you with my dazzling wit in the Wednesday Hump, I decided to do some research before taking on the challenge. After about 20 suggestions of “tie your man up and blindfold him,” (thanks Cosmo...

News

Former A.S. Representative Withstands Outstanding Warrant While Enrolled

October 5, 2011 by Erika Martin

The Santa Barbara District Attorney’s Office issued a warrant for the arrest of convicted felon-at-large Joseph Sang-Jun Lee — who resigned from his elected position as Representative-at-Large on this year’s Associated Students Legisl...

Outside Opinions

“No-Otter” Zone Stunts Population, Prompts Public Hearing

October 4, 2011 by Opinion Editor

Have you ever been to Monterey or Santa Cruz and seen those cute little otters hanging out near the beach? I have and, until recently, I never thought twice about why we don’t see otters like that in Santa Barbara or L.A. It turns out tha...

Opinion

How to Maintain Your Health and Dignity on the Bike Paths

October 4, 2011 by Kevin Ferguson

Whether you’re a sparkly new freshmen on your sparkly new bike or an unkempt fifth year on a bike that’s just as grizzly, you’ve probably never read that annoying little bike etiquette booklet that came with it … and that’s becaus...

Sports

Boston Dead Sox: Why the Beasts of the East are No More

October 4, 2011 by Joshua Greenberg

It’s official. On Wednesday, the Boston Red Sox completed the worst meltdown in the history of Major League Baseball after failing to hold on to a one-run ninth-inning lead against the Baltimore Orioles. On the same night, the Tampa Bay R...