Disciplined Religious Chastity Captivates the Promiscuous
The life of an exchange student is a constant influx of new experiences, knowledge, food, ideas and people — basically whatever you can put into your mouth, grab by the hand or both.
SB Shores Up Defenses
Local authorities are preparing the county for tsunamis in the event of a nearby offshore earthquake.
UCSB Hub Hosts A.S. Forums
Associated Students kicked off the Spring Election season with open candidate forums for A.S. Presidential and Internal Vice Presidential candidates at noon yesterday in the HUB.
Delays Rain on I.V. Parks’ Improvements
The Isla Vista Recreation and Park District is experiencing setbacks in several local projects due to both unforeseen weather and financial constraints.
Renovations Up In Air on Spring Ballot
The upcoming campus election ballot will feature a new quarterly $15 Recreation Center fee per student.
‘Your Highness’ Gets Us Anything But
Usually, the title of a movie indicates the direction the film will follow. Sometimes these titles lead us astray.
Armchair QB: Bullies
AQB has always been scared of athletes because they were mean to him in high school. Now, he thinks they’re cool. Honestly. He’ll be one of the guys any day now. The wedgie was just initiation.
Baseball Feature: Reliever Earns Spot in Starting Rotation as a Senior
For senior right-handed pitcher Greg Davis, attending UCSB was never a question. Ever since his uncle, a UCSB alumni, introduced him to Santa Barbara, Davis knew he found the perfect match.
No Floatation Without Representation
Each year the discussion about Floatopia reminds me of the ironic paradox that is Isla Vista: a majority of left-leaning students living under the semi-despotic rule of the I.V. Foot Patrol and Santa Barbara County.
Civic Organization Gets Floatopia Off the Ground and Out to Sea
I would like to say I know how to throw parties and get crazy. After all, I am part of the party that brought booze back by repealing Prohibition in 1933.