From the depths of the Nexus dungeon, the Weatherhuman warns all ye who bike here: stay on your side of the roundabout or face the CREATURE OF ABYSMAL CONSEQUENCES AND SHIN INJURIES. The ‘human will find you. The ‘human will make you stay on your side of the roundabout. And if you walk in the damn skateboard lane, you’re done for.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: You will not stay on your side of the roundabout. You will walk in the damn skateboard lane. AND THE ‘HUMAN WILL NOM ON YOU FOR DINNER.

P.S. It was lovely to meet you.