So the federal government is suing Toyota for $16.4 million dollars, claiming the company withheld information about their faulty systems for four months following discovery. Basically, we don’t think that them having to recall all the applicable models, losing tons of business AND paying out millions to “victims” of accidents is enough punishment. And did you hear? They’re also at risk of dropping out as a major car competitor because of all this. Damn, they just can’t catch a brake.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Webster gets in contact with the Weatherhuman to compliment its glorious use of the break/brake pun. All I can say is, I do my best.