So did you survive your first day back? No? Good, because if you did, I’d be a bitter ass. And I mean more so than usual. Because I gotta say, Spring Quarter is not being so friendly to the Weatherhuman. I mean, the sun is shining, people are pumped for graduation, everyone’s all tan… it’s enough to make you sick to your stomach. No, really, cut it out or there will be projectile vomit everywhere.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: OK, now the look of nausea on my mom’s face the last time I was happy makes a little more sense. Remember, kids, the number one rule is NO FUN.