So this Chile earthquake is really shaking things up for everyone. No pun intended, of course. I mean, think of the tragedy. CNN just reported that a former “American Idol” contestant with diabetes is stuck there and running out of supplies to help him! Oh, no, what will we do? Uh, I dunno, maybe care about the thousands of other people who are starving or without homes? Nah, we’ll worry about some reality show reject instead.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Joe Jonas resents the accusation that diabetes is not as important as disaster control. I mean, it’s not like 95% of cases can be prevented or anything.