A tool tirade is in order, but even the veil of anonymity would not be enough protection from the vicious passive aggressive backlash that would surely ensue. So instead, lets direct our anger toward less accessible, but debatably more deserving tools. Glenn Beck, for example, or Donald Trump. Quit harassing your co-workers, make racial jokes with them instead! Laugh at others’ misfortune together, yell obscenities about pop culture icons, high five about things you both hate! The least we can do is find common enemies, and build a foundation on that. I’ll go first: I hate Gerorge Bush. Also your personality.
Tomorrow’s Forecast: Oh, well. We tried.