Is it just me, or do most girls riding skateboards look like a) they’re trying to achieve liftoff, or b) they would be more at home on a Razor scooter? Most of them aren’t going more than a few yards per hour faster than me on foot, and if you weigh that against the (excellent) odds that they’ll fall and break their precious highlighter-colored sunglasses, the whole deal just doesn’t seem worth it.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Womyn everywhere mow down passersby in an act of solidarity against the Nexus’ continued sexism/racism/etc.