Did anyone else notice the blood bus by the arbor today? Not too unusual on its own, I know. But I did care for its juxtaposition next to the girl dressed up as a giant vagina across the way. I guess it’s just like they say – wait, this is dumb. I’m not going make a period joke. That’s played out. I’ll take the high road and make a knock-knock joke.

Knock knock. (Who’s there?) An annoying distraction by the arbor that makes everybody uncomfortable as they walk by. (Annoying distraction who?) A giant vagina. You know, I think I’m just gonna walk around.

Tomorrow’s forecast: Some dude dresses up as a giant penis and gets arrested for indecency. The system works.