The Spice Girls’ comeback concert in London sold out in just 38 seconds, which is weird because I was under the impression that 1997 ended 10 years ago.
Tuesday’s Forecast: Admit it, you thought I was going to take a shot at Britney Spears didn’t you? Not today my friends, that would’ve been too easy. I like a challenge. I try to stay away from things that are too easy, unless of course its Saturday night.
Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
