After yesterday’s sweet column, I figured my bosses would have no problem with me taking the day off. Luckily for you, they said no. Something about professional integrity. I dunno, I wasn’t really listening. So back to work it is, although I guess life could be worse. At least I’m not the unfortunate academic advisor who got indecently exposed upon. Someday she’ll tell that story to her grandkids and they’ll share a hearty laugh. That day is not today. Or tomorrow. Or anytime soon.

Friday’s Forecast: The rumors that the ‘human orchestrated the flashing just so there would be something to write about prove to be a fallacy. Or was it a phallusy?