The ‘human is feeling under the weather, and no that isn’t a joke about self-love. To cure what ails the ‘human, I’ve obtained a prescription for laughter – the skinflint’s medicine.
Thankfully, the ‘human has two quarters’ worth of Weatherhuman columns to look through.
Tuesday’s Forecast: Mysteriously, the ‘human doesn’t get better, and attributes it to a sick sense of humor.