Hey ESPN, no one cares whether Derek Jeter still has dinner with Alex Rodriguez on their off nights. This is major league baseball, not an episode of “Entourage,” so report it that way.
Major League Drama
Featured Comic
Digital Eye Strain
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Introduction to Introductions
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
INT 84TT: How To Quit Tik Tok
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
PHIL 420: So You've Made it to Hell, Now What?
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Discursive Marxist Allegory in "Shrek"
Leo
July 23 - August 22
AP World History
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Dinosaurs 2: Electric Boogaloo
Libra
September 23 - October 22
GLOBL 45: When Not To Go to Cancun
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
C LIT 69
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
POL S 5: So Your Roommate Doesn't Believe in Basic Human Rights
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Sunday School
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
ENGL 10: Things I Hate About You
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
ASTRO 12: Mercury IS in Retrograde
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