So the Bush administration isn’t too happy about the media using the words “civil war,” Jesse Jackson wants entertainers to ban the “n-word,” and Arizona has required that its citizens avoid any non-English words. I’m glad I live in a country where I have the freedom to say anything… within very tight restrictions, of course.

Wednesday’s Forecast: The recently-passed “English Only” Arizona law gets twisted by a group of Anglophile state senators, causing people’s favourite colour to change from gray to grey. Bollocks.