I love the smell of democracy in the morning. Smells like … victory.

Or maybe that’s just the lagoon.

Election season is upon us in full force with the presidential and vice presidential debates.

A moment on those: Bush is still dumb; Cheney is huge and evil but crazy intelligent all the same; John Kerry is, well, impressive – and he makes Bush look like a wrinkly child at an oversize podium; Edwards is charming and witty in an “I’m-John-Kerry’s-little-brother-isn’t-he-great” sort of way.

But shit, Edwards really nailed Cheney when he brought up his vote against Meals on Wheels for the aged and infirm. It’s Meals on Wheels, for god’s sake! Perhaps Cheney was only trying to rid the streets of the temptations of vans full of food made all the more delicious by the fact that it’s stolen from helpless seniors.

But what does it matter? The only people who pay enough attention to these debates are already informed enough to make a decision. What the undecided voters need is something politically charged, informative, exciting and sexy.

And they can find it at pornforprogress.com (or pornforkerry.com – it’s the same site).

Some young guns in the porno biz decided to make what they call “a truly unique adult DVD, part political satire and part hardcore hot sex,” and donate all profits to Kerry campaign efforts in the swing states, or those states whose electoral college votes are not already basically guaranteed to one party or another.

It’s about time that hot, young coeds finally got nekkid and fucked for what they believe in. It’s a hell of a lot better than a shitty “Girls Gone Wild” T-shirt.

The real beauty of the thing is that this isn’t just some cut-rate, everyday porno being dedicated to Kerry’s campaign and the future of our nation. No, no – this is pure genius.

One of the free previews – yes, there was no way I could turn down actually watching Internet porn for valid research purposes – features “blonde bombshell conservative Ann Cunter” amusing herself (yes, that type of amusing herself) with a handgun. At least until “quirky comedian Al Frankenbeans” shows up to reconcile their differences over some hot, hot sex.

Another preview gives all of us back home a glimpse into the action at Abu Garrabe Prison, where Secretary of State Donnie Cumsfeld goes to check out the disturbing news about how the prisoners are being treated.

What would certainly be my personal favorite section of the video was, unfortunately, not tossed to the free-preview-porn junkies: “First daughter Jenteal Bush has got bigger problems than alcoholism when a group of sexy homeland security agents raids her sorority house!”

Yummy. Or kinda gross, depending on one’s views on porno.

OK, so maybe it’s not all that informative. But with satiric names like King Fahk of Sexy Alabia, it’s still amusing and really bordering on clever. Also, and I’m not certain about this, but it’s my guess that this is the first porno to donate all proceeds to anything other than research on STDs.

Maybe degenerates really can do their part for the ol’ U.S. of A. As long as they’re not in the White House, which is where Dick and Bush have been hanging around for too long. Let dick and bush stay in the San Fernando Valley this term.

On Election Day, Daily Nexus columnist Cory Anthony sometimes gets mixed up as to what kind of booth he is in.