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BYOTP (Bring Your Own Toilet Paper): Reviewing Restrooms in IV

Between strange-smelling stalls and sinks actually stocked with some type of soap, Risa Weber does a public service by reviewing the restrooms of IV.
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Study Finds Americans Capable of Intense Body Modification*

New studies have revealed a surprising ability abundant in the demographic of affluent white males.
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A Tale of Two Cultures: Harassment Abroad and at Home

Risa Weber describes the differences between her experiences of harassment in Buenos Aires and in Isla Vista.
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New App Makes Every Day ‘Dog Therapy Day’*

*Meant to be read purely as satire.
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Only the Tips*

Satire writer Risa Weber gives you some advice on how to spice up your ... you know ... sexy time.
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Area Man Makes Unfortunate Assumption*

After grossly overestimating his ability to attract women, a local man finds himself put out to sea.
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Woman Receives Life-Changing Advice From Obscure Website*

An IV local has completely turned her life around thanks to lifehacks.com.
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Letter to the Editor: I’m Obsessed With Snoop

In this Letter to the Editor, Risa Weber expresses her concern that celebrity culture is taking over her brain.
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