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Cornering the Sofa Vote

April 16, 2004 by

I had a big rally planned this weekend to wrap up my presidential campaign, but then I realized the NBA Playoffs start Saturday.
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Making Friends in the Mud

April 15, 2004 by

Sincere thanks today to the League of Independent Candidates. Your column on today's Opinion page changed my mind about a few things - I never realized that wackos could write such reasonable response...
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Weatherhuman ’04: Freak Power

April 14, 2004 by

There's so much history here in the Nexus office. I look up on the wall and see a picture of my first editor.
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Talkin’ ‘Bout a Revolution

April 13, 2004 by

A wacko shows up at the Nexus office real pissed off - nothing unusual. It's as routine as the evening lottery to determine who gets to go home early and let the office monkey do their job for the nig...
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Wiener

April 12, 2004 by

Wow, another correction. If we don't quit fucking up, I'm never going to have enough space to tell a joke again. Please hold your applause. Monday's forecast: A cheap one-liner, because nothing else w...
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Friday Day – My Favorite Holiday

April 9, 2004 by

The Governator announced a couple days ago that he is thinking of changing our State Legislature from full to part time. He thinks they might be more efficient that way.
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Thin Line Between Drugs and Hate

April 8, 2004 by

Next, a little bit of hate for the finest bunch of assholes on campus - the parking Nazis. You paper my truck every time I forget to display my permit.
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Lend Me Your Helmet

April 7, 2004 by

On Tuesday I had a guest lecturer in my Sports Appreciation class (I figure my last quarter of college is a great time to challenge myself) talking about "cycling for fitness.
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Skid Plaza

April 5, 2004 by

Did you see the destruction around Storke Plaza after this weekend? There was trash everywhere. It looked more like a place to get heroin than a place to relax and study.
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Correction: I’m the Champ

April 5, 2004 by

The weatherhuman has once again won the prestigious weatherhouse NCAA pool.
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The X Fracture

April 1, 2004 by

Today's weatherbox goes out to Rastaman X, a good friend who showed us all what you get when you just say, "Fuck it," and go for your dreams.
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Shake Time

March 31, 2004 by

On Correction days I like to point out things in the community that I feel need correcting. Isla Vista is ridiculously dry right now, and I'm not talking about lack of rain.
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Sidewalk Saviors

March 30, 2004 by

A recent Dartmouth Medical School study found that teenagers who are religious are less likely to be depressed and more likely to be satisfied with their families and school than secular teens.
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