Sports
Unfortunately for the Gauchos, just as they were beginning to start to run instead of walk, they ran into a brick wall that goes by the name of Cal State Fullerton. #9 Cal State Fullerton to be exact.
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People bitch and moan about how boring the game is, how the players have no heart and, most of all, that the game lacks the star power it once had.
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In Big West baseball every series counts, and that's just the point the UCSB men's baseball team will take to heart this weekend.
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More intense than the Heat-Knicks rivalry of the NBA, and more heated than the Giants-Dodgers match up in MLB, is Santa Barbara vs. Big West enemy, Cal Poly.
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Wednesday afternoon at the Campus Diamond, the Gauchos (17-26 overall) blanked UC Riverside, 1-0 and 3-0, in a pair of pitching gems from sophomore Sylvia Santos and freshman Katie Junge.
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The UCSB women's water polo team was able to fend off the Lions for one quarter, but Loyola Marymount's roar proved too much in the end.
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Sometimes a pitching staff is just one good arm away from reaching its full potential, and for the UCSB baseball team the missing link turned out to be junior starter James Garcia.
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A tough season for the UCSB men's tennis team ended with a disheartening 6-1 loss Tuesday to Cal Poly in the season finale.
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The "Golden Era" of the NBA has long since past: The Run of the Bulls has winded down unspectacularly; the Lake Show has been canceled; even Celtic pride has gone bunk.
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The UCSB women's water polo team enjoyed a successful Easter weekend playing in the Long Beach Invitational.
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Some people save the best for last, and that's exactly what senior opposite hitter Eckhard Walter of #13 Northridge men's volleyball team did Friday night against the #9 UCSB men's volleyball team.
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The competition may change for the UCSB baseball team, but, to paraphrase Led Zeppelin, the result remains the same.
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The UCSB men's tennis team endured two rough loses over Easter weekend, losing on Friday to Irvine, 4-3, and Sunday to San Diego State, 7-0.
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When the dust cleared and the three-game series had been played, it was the Gauchos who emerged victorious, winning the last two games of the series and sending the 49ers home as losers.
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San Jose State came to Santa Barbara hoping to get a good tan, but instead SJSU got burned, becoming the most recent victim of the UCSB women's tennis team.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
