Sports
This season, Brontsema has led the Gauchos into the top 25 of three national polls and into the NCAA Tournament for the first time since the 1996.
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Another week in the world of sports passed, but momentous events were sprouting left to right.
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Santa Barbara was able to achieve its season-long goal of making the playoffs, and accomplished a number of feats on its journey to a 4-6 record.
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The UCSB men's ultimate Frisbee team prefers to be called the Black Tide instead of the Gauchos, but these days the team has got a new name it hopes people will soon be calling it: National Champion.
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The UCSB men's and women's track and field teams ended their seasons last week at the Big West Conference Championships at Long Beach with many strong efforts across the board.
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For the first time since 1996, the Gauchos will be in the field of 64, looking to win the NCAA Title.
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There was at least one bright light that came out of the UCSB softball team's bleak season, and that came recently when sophomore left fielder E.J. Lauchland was named to the All-Big West second team.
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With a possible Big West championship on the line, the UCSB baseball team came up virtually empty-handed against conference nemesis Cal Poly over the weekend for the final regular season games in the ...
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It was another article that caught my eye. It was a little inset in the main story, with the title, "Iverson Should Dress Part."
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If the Bucks and Spurs tangle, the Bucks should win, unless the Spurs do.
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With Milwaukee's game-seven thumping of the Hornets and Philly's dramatic game seven disposal of the Raptor's, the NBA is down to its final four.
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Santa Barbara will need a sweep of the Cal Poly Mustangs, plus a little help from an unlikely source, to win the Big West Title.
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Senior power forward Adama Ndiaye of the UCSB men's basketball team left May 14 for his native Senegal to represent his country's National Team in a series of games against the National Team of Cape V...
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During this time of year, it seems that a new sort of breed of basketball fans come out of the woodwork to surface their ugly mugs and flap their lips in the name of Laker bashing.
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The UCSB baseball team is enjoying an extraordinary season. Currently ranked 20th in the country in two national polls, the Gauchos boast a 38-13 record, and are on the cusp of a Big West championship...
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