Sports
On Thursday, UCSB Athletic Director Gary Cunningham announced the resignation of Head Coach Liz Kelly. The announcement came after a dismal season, in which Santa Barbara finished 18-34, including 4-1...
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The Gauchos are in for a rather large role reversal, as they travel to Fullerton to play the top team in the country.
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At the Occidental Invitational in Los Angeles, the UCSB men's and women's track team will have its last chance to get ready for the Big West Championships scheduled for the following weekend.
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Santa Barbara was redeemed through the squad's performance at the first-ever National Collegiate Select Championships located in Stockton, Calif. this past weekend.
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To maintain a high level of play, a basketball team must constantly bring in new talent to improve the program. The UCSB women's basketball team is no different.
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Every cloud has a silver lining, but the lining for this year's UCSB women's softball team may be harder to find than others.
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On Monday, the Big West named James Garcia its Pitcher of the Week for his outing against Long Beach State. The junior went the full nine innings against LBSU, limiting the Dirtbags to seven hits and ...
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The UCSB men's and women's track and field teams racked up a slew of highlights and personal records this past weekend in two different events.
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John Liu is a junior at UCSB. He plays third base for a winless co-ed softball team called the Ex-Presidents, and hopes that writing this column will somehow help his team win its next game.
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The Black Tide rolled into San Diego this past weekend, where it won the UPA Regional Qualifier Tournament for the men's club ultimate Frisbee team.
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The #25 UCSB baseball team had hoped to do some spring cleaning this weekend with Long Beach State in town.
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They usually say that parting is such sweet sorrow, but this may not be the case with the 2001 UCSB softball team as it finished its season this past weekend, dropping three in a row to a tough Cal St...
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The UCSB men's and women's track team had several stellar individual performances this weekend at the Stanford Invitational and at the Nick Carter Invitational at Pauley Track.
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After meeting only three days ago in a 12-inning Santa Barbara victory, the #25 Gauchos and the #30 Dirtbags renew acquaintances this weekend in what promises to be a contentious three-game series.
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The UCSB men's golf team completed a 288 score in the final round of the 2001 Big West Men's Golf Conference Tournament, the strongest score of any conference team in the final round of the tournament...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
