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The first thing that jumps out at any fan of the National Football League is its predictability. I mean, who didn't think that the Chicago Bears would be sitting pretty with a first-round bye in the N...
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Senior forward Kayte Christensen was named the Big West Conference Women's Basketball Player of the Week, the third such award she has gleaned in her career at UCSB.
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The UCSB men's basketball players knew they would have their hands full with Big West foe Utah State in the Thunderdome Saturday night. But the Aggies literally left the Gauchos out in the cold.
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While the Gauchos struggled through a difficult non-conference schedule to a 4-5 record, it was back to business once Big West play began, as Santa Barbara opened league play with a pair of victories.
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Already having played both Pac-10 power Stanford and Big-10 member Penn State, the women's basketball team displayed no sense of awe while pummeling 2000-01 Women's National Invitational Tournament Ch...
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If the holiday season is the time for giving, then the UCSB men's basketball team has shown no charity, sweeping victories away from opponents.
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The UCSB men's basketball team is riding high after defeating Brigham Young University on Wednesday evening in the Thunderdome.
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Freshmen. They can tantalize you with their raw ability, and they can break your heart with their inexperience. After last Sunday's road contest against Virginia, no one knows that better than the UCS...
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The Gauchos women's volleyball team will square off against the University of San Diego on Friday night in the Pyramid at 5:30 and should they win that match, they will most likely face #1 Long Beach ...
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The UCSB men's basketball team overcame a 12-point deficit against defending Mountain West Champion Brigham Young University and came out on top in what Head Coach Bob Williams considered the biggest ...
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Although the season ended in disappointing fashion for the UCSB women's soccer team, the fact that the Gauchos were even in a position to be selected for a post-season tournament demonstrates the capa...
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After splitting its first road swing of the season, the UCSB men's basketball team must now refocus for the arrival of defending Mountain West Champion Brigham Young University.
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After clinching the second place title in Region Six, the UCSB women's soccer club team accepted an invitation to the National Soccer Championships, hosted by the University of Alabama.
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Santa Barbara (1-2) received more disheartening news when it learned that freshman guard Karena Bonds will be out of action until at least mid-January due to a broken hand.
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Just as they were about to tear the Trojans off and jostle them down on the bed in front of a televised audience, a leak sprung through the Gauchos' prophylactic defense.
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
