Sports

Baseball: Santa Barbara Dismantles Westmont

For the second time in a month, the UCSB baseball team made quick work of the Warriors of Montecito with Wednesday's 9-5 victory at Caesar Uyesaka Stadium.
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A Fan’s Notebook: Air Jordan Bids Farewell to L.A.

After scoring 23 points, the Washington Wizard with the famed number 23 stitched on the back of his jersey began to walk off the court for one last time in Los Angeles.
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Women’s Tennis: 49ers, Highlanders To Test Gauchos

Santa Barbara continues its road swing on Saturday at Long Beach State where the Gauchos will take on the 49ers in an important Big West contest. UCSB returns home on Sunday for a match against UC Riv...
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Women’s Water Polo: Gauchos Sail Over Anteaters

The #11 UCSB women's water polo team continued its strong play of late, defeating #15 Irvine 6-5 at Campus Pool on Sunday. Senior two-meter offense Erin Lezak scored the game-winning goal with 18 seco...
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ILL Spittin’ Game: Let’s Play, Too

So what do the Chicago Cubs have planned for an encore? After a 15-2 win on Opening Day, anything less than a 162-0 season, a blitz through the playoffs and a World Series parade down the Magnificent ...
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Men’s Tennis: UCSB Fights for National Respect

The Gauchos, fresh off a dominating 6-1 victory over #65 Texas Tech on March 28, will face University of the Pacific on Saturday and then travel slightly south to battle Fresno State on Sunday.
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Our Medieval Times

The Knights of Santa Barbara emerged from the mud, blood and beer as state jousting champions in a tournament at Royal Yang Field. The three best knights from the Santa Barbara/Islavistingham fiefdom ...
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Golden Grail Gala

As dawn cast its splendour across the majestic field of storied Cur Shit Park on the fifth mourn of Shamalamadingdong, archers drew their bows for a chance to sip the spoils of victory from the covete...
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Roma Wears Togas Nicely

Hark! Fellow countrymen and maidens, I have returned to the friendly confines of Islavistingham after seven years of weary travel to tell you tales of regale, splendour and blood 'n' guts abound in th...
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Baseball: UCSB Brings Brooms

With the help of zany, late-inning heroics on Sunday, the UCSB baseball team captured its first series sweep of the season against Cal State Northridge over the weekend.
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Softball: Matadors Gore Santa Barbara

The Gauchos started Big West play over the weekend with a win against Cal State Northridge but ended up falling flat on their faces. After taking the first game 3-1, the UCSB softball team stalled in ...
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Cal Poly, Aztecs Ruin UCSB’s Postseason

The Gauchos roared into March like a lion... and purred out meeker than a kitten. The UCSB men's basketball team, the 2003 Big West regular season champions, lost its final two postseason games after ...
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Bittersweet March Ends Early for SB

Just one shot from the taste of something sweet, the #17 UCSB women's basketball team's historic run through the 2002-03 season came to a bittersweet end.
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Anteaters Slay UCSB

The UCSB men's volleyball team fell at Irvine in three games Thursday night. The Anteaters defeated the Gauchos for the third straight time this year, 30-18, 30-23, 30-28.
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Gauchos Clinch Share of Big West

When Ralphy Holmes prepared to shoot a three-point basket with the clock winding down, a little twinge of heartbreak fluttered in the Gauchos' hearts. Not again. Could Holmes shatter UCSB's psyche twi...
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