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The women's team takes just as many hits as the guys and proved it during last weekend's pummeling of Arizona State University 14-8. UCSB sophomore Niki Palmer went to the hospital after suffering a b...
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In a week marked by two wins and the clinching of its eighth straight Big West championship, the #19 UCSB women's basketball team couldn't wait two more games to start receiving their accolades.
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Cal Poly warmed up for Mardi Gras by defeating its Central Coast rival from the south. The UCSB women's tennis team dropped its match to the Mustangs at the RecCen courts last Thursday 4-3 to fall to ...
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The #10 UCSB women's water polo team dropped both of its matches over the weekend after a stellar 7-6 victory over then-#11 Michigan at Campus Pool last Wednesday.
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After pasting Long Beach State 70-46 before a rocking Thunderdome crowd on Thursday night, the UCSB men's basketball team positioned itself for a chance to achieve something that no Gaucho squad has e...
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The smaller but quicker, more energetic and more inspired UCSB men's basketball team sent a message in bold black ink on Saturday to Irvine and the rest of the Big West Conference: The Big West title ...
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The UCSB baseball team, winner of four of its last five games, will embark on a stretch of eight games in 10 days. The opening game of the three game series with visiting Sacramento State University b...
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Saturday night's victory over second-place Irvine on the road proved to be a test of character for the #19 UCSB women's basketball team. Once the Gauchos enter the 64-team tournament, anything is poss...
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In baseball, sometimes a team must take one step back in order to take two steps forward. The Gauchos did just that over the weekend, as they took two of three games from Sacramento State University (...
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The UCSB softball team lost two games to the UCLA, the nation's top-ranked team, but the Gauchos played well enough to earn the Bruins' respect. Santa Barbara, at 15-5, has played well enough to earn ...
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Santa Barbara swept all four games at home this weekend against University of Nevada, Reno and St. Mary's in California. The Gauchos (19-7, 0-0 in the Big West) received superb pitching in all four ga...
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The harder the UCSB men's volleyball team tries, the harder they fall. The Gauchos were beaten in five games Friday night at # 8 Pacific, 26-30, 30-28, 22-30, 30-20 and 15-9. Santa Barbara lost again ...
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The UCSB men's and women's swimming teams both earned second place at the 2003 Big West Swimming and Diving Championships last week. The event began on Wednesday morning and continued until Friday nig...
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With a victory over Long Beach State on Wednesday night, the #19 UCSB women's basketball team generated its eighth-straight Big West regular season title and 20-win season. Santa Barbara (20-4 overall...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
