Sports
The Gauchos (18-21, 1-8 in the Big West) square off against the University of Southern California at 5 p.m. today in Los Angeles in the second nonconference matchup between the schools this year.
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The UCSB men's and women's track and field teams ran wild over the weekend at both the Pomona-Pitzer and Mt. Sac Invitationals. Santa Barbara posted many individual personal best times at Mt. Sac, wid...
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When the UCSB women's water polo team took to the pool over the weekend, it hoped to gain some momentum heading into the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation tournament next week. #4 Long Beach State an...
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On Saturday, the #70 UCSB men's tennis team won its fourth-straight match by edging #39 University of San Diego 4-3 in an important non-conference win at Campus Courts. The Gauchos will spend this wee...
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Santa Barbara has now lost eight consecutive games after being swept for the second weekend in a row. The Titans held a 24-run advantage over Santa Barbara in the three-game series, collecting victori...
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Determined to salvage something out of an otherwise frustrating weekend, the Gauchos scored three runs in the top of the sixth to erase the Mustangs' 3-1 lead. At this point in the season, the Gauchos...
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After following up last weekend's sweep of UC Riverside with a sweep of Centenary College during a doubleheader on Tuesday, it's official: The UC Santa Barbara softball team has hit its stride and wil...
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The UCSB women's water polo team closes out its regular season this weekend with two tough matches before it heads to the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Tournament next week.
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The #70 UCSB men's tennis team heads into this weekend's matchup with #39 University of San Diego on a three-game tear. The Gauchos defeated defending Division II champion UC San Diego 4-3 on Tuesday ...
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Currently locked into a five-game losing streak, UCSB will open a three-game series today against #2 Cal State Fullerton at Goodwin Field.
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The defending Big West champion, the UCSB soccer team, put the nation on notice this spring that it has bigger aspirations this upcoming season.The Gauchos defeated defending national champ UCLA 2-1 A...
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With the Big West Tournament less than a month away, the UCSB men's and women's track teams have their sights set on the Mt. S.A.C. Invitational. The invitational, running today through Sunday in Waln...
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With clear skies on Tuesday came the opportunity for the UCSB softball team to test-drive some hidden talent in a doubleheader sweep against Centenary College of Louisiana.
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If parting is such sweet sorrow, then somebody better pump the laughing gas way up because this ending has the aroma of a crummy, water-soiled dime store novel
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In 1978, former Navy Capt. John Collins got into an argument with some of his buddies about which Hawaiian sporting event - the 2.4 mile Waikiki Roughwater Swim, the 26.2-mile Honolulu Marathon or the...
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A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
