Sports
The UCSB men's and women's track and field teams finished in the middle of the pack over the weekend at the Cal-Nevada Championships in San Diego.The men's team finished 10th, totaling 23 points, and ...
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Senior netter Carlos Palencia and the UCSB men's tennis team defeated Riverside 7-0 on the RecCen Courts on Saturday to improve to 10-8 in 2003. Sunday's match against San Diego State was rained out a...
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The UCSB men's volleyball team bids farewell to four seniors at The Rob against #8 Long Beach State tonight and UC San Diego on Saturday.Outside hitters Anders Bengtsson, Keith Busam, Jan Carlo Zegarr...
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Taking a page out of the book of several current Major League ball clubs, the UCSB baseball coaching staff has decided to mix up its pitching rotation by throwing two consistent relievers into the sta...
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Despite losing two heartbreaking, extra-inning marathons, the UCSB softball team remains confident heading into this weekend's series at Campus Diamond against conference rival Riverside
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The Gauchos pummeled Central Coast rival Cal Poly at home on Wednesday afternoon 7-0 in an unusual mid-week match. Santa Barbara won all three doubles matches to secure the all-important doubles point...
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The UCSB men's golf team took an 11th-place finish at the Western Collegiate Tournament at Pasatiempo Golf Course in Santa Cruz over the weekend.
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The UCSB men's and women's track teams had different success over the weekend at the Big West Challenge Cup in Irvine on April 5. The men's team tied for second with Irvine at 147 points, while the wo...
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UCSB baseball Head Coach Bob Brontsema knew he had a talented group of players this season, returning three freshman All-American and four All-Big West selections.
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Picture a Wednesday night during the second week of classes: Are you stuck watching your roommate play Doom on your computer again? If you would like to add a little excitement to your life, get off y...
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The beaming dreams of Syracuse and Head Coach Jim Boeheim burst to radiant life Monday night in an 81-78 victory over Kansas at the Louisiana Superdome in New Orleans.
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Santa Barbara gave the Golden Bears (12-5, 5-2 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) an early scare after a quick goal from freshman utility Jennifer D'Anna only 1:40 into the game gave UCSB a 1-...
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The UCSB women's tennis team split in a pair of Big West road matches last weekend by dropping a tight 4-3 match at #71 Long Beach State before cruising to a 6-1 victory over Riverside at the RecCen C...
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The Gauchos entered last weekend with a four-game winning streak and came out shaking their heads at what could have been. The UCSB baseball team dropped two of its first three conference games over t...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
