Sports
The ninth-seeded UCSB women's water polo team stormed into the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Tournament at Stanford's Avery Aquatics Center this past weekend with a first-round upset over eighth-...
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For the second consecutive year the UCSB men's tennis team is heading to the Big Dance. Behind a gritty performance from senior team ace and 2002 Big West Player of the Year Carlos Palencia, the #62 G...
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The UCSB baseball team snapped its nine-game losing streak on Friday in a dramatic 6-5 victory over #5 Long Beach State, but could not overcome the Dirtbags' stellar pitching on Saturday and Sunday at...
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After struggling to put up any runners across home plate against Utah pitcher Jen Pursell in a 3-1 loss in Salt Lake City on Friday, the Gaucho bats came alive in Saturday's doubleheader at Utah State...
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The UCSB women's tennis team lost a heartbreaking match to top-seeded Cal Poly 4-3 in a semifinal match at the 2003 Big West Women's Tennis Championships in Danville, Calif., on Saturday. Santa Barbar...
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Baseball is a game of numbers, statistics and percentages, but in order to be successful a team must execute more often than its opponent. The UCSB baseball team did just that for its first 31 games o...
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In a display of complete dominance, the Gauchos whipped and humbled UC Riverside, pulling out a convincing 5-0 win in the opening-round match of the Big West Tennis Championships at Blackhawk Country ...
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With a doubleheader against a fair Utah squad today and a three-game weekend series at cellar dweller Utah State, now is the time for the UCSB softball team to work up an appetite.
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In order for the UCSB women's tennis team to advance to the national tournament it must win the Big West Tournament to receive an automatic bid.
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The #11 UCSB women's water polo team wrapped up its regular season on Saturday, and now the team will focus on the upcoming Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Tournament set to kick off Friday at Stan...
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Kirby Puckett was just acquitted of all charges against him in his sexual assault case. Allegedly, he had grabbed a woman in a crowded restaurant and pulled her into a bathroom and grabbed her breast.
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The UCSB men's golf team finished its season at the Big West Championships on Tuesday, finishing eighth out of nine teams at the Serrano Country Club in El Dorado Hills.
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The UCSB softball team has undergone a dramatic transformation over the past two years. This team rebounded from a last-place season in 2000-01 to blossoming into one of the most dangerous teams in th...
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In the midst of an eight-game losing skid, no lead feels safe. The UCSB baseball team learned this the hard way. Desperately needing a win, the Gauchos could not cling to a 10-0 lead to USC at Dedeaux...
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The Sweet Sixteen was bittersweet for the #16 UCSB men's rugby club team. The Gauchos fought mightily before bowing down 67-29 to California, the national champions for the 12th consecutive year, duri...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
