Sports
On Saturday, the Gauchos will travel to Portland, Ore. to compete in the West Regional Championship. The race will take place at Blue Lake Park, with a 10K race scheduled at 11 a.m. for the men and a ...
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With so many road games and nine new faces on the roster, it's a wonder that any Gaucho fans have had time to learn the #21 UCSB women's volleyball team and appreciate the magnitude of this weekend's ...
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The Gauchos host the University of San Diego on Saturday at 1 p.m. at the Thunderdome in the first round of the Preseason Women's National Invitational Tournament.
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The verdict is in: Nick Jones will play basketball in his senior season for the Gauchos. The NCAA slapped the guard with an eight-game suspension on Wednesday for playing eight games in an unauthorize...
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Saturday night, junior Tony Lochhead and senior forward Neil Jones sat and watched their teammates beat Riverside thanks to one-game suspensions inflicted by five yellow cards on the season. Wednesday...
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The UCSB roller hockey team will travel to Huntington Beach this weekend for its third league event of the year. The Gauchos are sitting on a 3-3-1 record after their trip to Sonora, Calif. on Oct. 25...
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It was an extraordinary weekend for the UCSB men's tennis team, as top players senior Mike Placek and junior Alex Anselme represented the Gauchos at the 47th Annual Southern California Intercollegiate...
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A decision by the NCAA to determine the status of senior guard Nick Jones' season is expected today. After launching a probe on Jones' involvement in an unsanctioned summer league basketball team in M...
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The Gauchos play their last regular season home game tonight at Harder Stadium, and if all goes well, they should have at least one more in the postseason.
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The UCSB water polo team played hard against top-ranked USC at the UCSB RecCen pool on Sunday, but the Gauchos dropped a tight game 9-7. The Gauchos also lost on the road against #6 UC San Diego on Fr...
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In the Big West championship-determining match, the UCSB women's soccer team was shut out 2-0 by defending champion #20 Cal Poly on Sunday afternoon.
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The UCSB men's soccer team snapped its three-game conference losing streak by trouncing UC Riverside in the rain on Saturday night at Harder Stadium.
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Friday night proved to be a slam dunk as the UCSB women's basketball team exhibited their 18th nationally ranked status with a 96-30 win over the National Women's Basketball League in the Thunderdome.
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Santa Barbara saw its conference lead cut in half Thursday with an upset loss to unranked Idaho in four games, 27-30, 30-28, 30-28, and 34-32.
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The Big West women's soccer champion will be decided this Sunday at Irvine's Anteater Stadiumin the 2003 postseason conference tournament.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
