Sports
UCSB baseball has had enough talent to post winning seasons every year in recent history, but a number of factors have kept it from fulfilling the expectations that come when hot stoves are turned off...
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Coming off back-to-back Big West titles, the UCSB men's tennis team in its season opener today at 1:30 p.m. hopes to start another Championship run against the Westmont Warriors.
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At 8-5 and 2-2 in the Big West Conference after 13 overall games, the 2003-04 season has certainly been interesting for the UCSB men's basketball team. One with wins that the team wouldn't trade for a...
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The #15 men's rugby team will play their first match of the year against UC San Diego this Saturday at 1 p.m. at Harder Stadium. It looks to be an auspicious start for the Gauchos, who are coming off ...
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Now that referring to Eastern Conference requires a snide comment alluding to minor league baseball, Jerry Springer or the XFL, even mothers across the nation know that the power in the NBA lies in th...
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Entering the 2003-04 season, the UCSB women's basketball team had high hopes of reaching new heights of success. While the potential still remains for the Gauchos to reach those hopes, Santa Barbara i...
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The UCSB men's and women's swimming teams faced stiff competition in three meets over the past weekend. Against Wyoming, the men won 127-67 but lost to Notre Dame 104-101 on Friday. On Saturday, the m...
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On Saturday night, the UCSB men's basketball team won by one word - defense. Gaucho Head Coach Bob Williams and his staff used a zone defense that gave the team the key to the 59-47 victory over Idaho...
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Idaho defeated Santa Barbara 84-80 on Saturday in Moscow, Idaho, ending a 13-gamelosing streak to the Gauchos and vaulting to second place in the conference.
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Despite a disappointing 3-1 loss to Northridge on Friday night, the UCSB men's volleyball team rallied to defeat Stanford 3-0 and Irvine 3-0 and captured fifth place in the 40th annual UCSB/Elephant B...
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The Gauchos need a New Year's resolution fast. The UCSB men's basketball team squandered a late six-point second-half lead against Utah State on Thursday night in the Thunderdome, dropping the game 74...
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Entering Thursday's game against Santa Barbara, Utah State hoped they would mount a competitive effort against the eight consecutive Big West champs. Their mission failed. The UCSB women's basketball ...
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Seven Mountain Pacific Sports Federation men's volleyball teams will travel to Santa Barbara this weekend to compete in the eight-team 40th annual UCSB/Elephant Bar Collegiate Invitational, hosted by ...
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Although it is extremely early in the Big West season, tonight's contest at the Thunderdome between the UCSB men's basketball team and Utah State has been one of the most anticipated games on the conf...
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For 0-2 Utah State, timing couldn't be worse for the eight-consecutive Big West champion Gauchos to come to town.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
